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Anything smaller than a C cup:
must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
C to D cup:
A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup:
Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
As an A cup who wants nothing more than lace and fringe, I can confirm the accuracy of this post
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on