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  • Anything smaller than a C cup:

    must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.

  • C to D cup:

    A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.

  • Anything over a D cup:

    Beige. Lots and lots of beige.

  • As an A cup who wants nothing more than lace and fringe, I can confirm the accuracy of this post


I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on